Wednesday, January 9, 2013

Timotheus' Disappearing Gingerbread Recipe

Yum!

9 ounces white whole wheat flour (about 2 1/4 cups)
2 ounces brown sugar  (approx 1/3 cup) 
1 teaspoon baking soda
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 1/2 teaspoons ground ginger
1/2 teaspoon cinnamon
1/2 teaspoon cardamom
1/4 teaspoon cloves
1/4 teaspoon nutmeg
4 ounces (1 stick) unsalted butter, melted
5 ounces molasses (approx 3/8 cup)
4 ounces dark corn syrup (approx 3/8 cup)
1 large egg
1 cup buttermilk (or, add 1Tbsp lemon juice to 1 cup milk)
2 ounces diced crystallized ginger (optional, about 1/4 cup)
1 Tbsp grated fresh ginger (optional)

1) Grease and flour a loaf pan. Preheat the oven to 350°F.
2) In a large mixing bowl, whisk together the flour,  baking soda, salt, ginger, cinnamon, cardamon, cloves, and nutmeg.
3) Melt the butter. Add the molasses, corn syrup, and brown sugar, and pour into the dry ingredients in the bowl, mixing to moisten.
4) Whisk together the egg and buttermilk. Stir into the batter until it's evenly combined. Stir in the crystallized ginger and fresh ginger.
5) Pour the batter into the prepared pan, and bake for 35 to 40 minutes, until the cake just begins to pull away from the edge of the pan and a toothpick comes out clean.
6) Remove from the oven and turn out onto a cooling rack.

Wednesday, October 10, 2012

Best. Legislative. Bill. Evah!


HOUSE CONCURRENT RESOLUTION NO. 16
WHEREAS, The members of the 116th General Assembly of Ohio wish to recognize the rock song "Hang On Sloopy" as the official rock song of the great State of Ohio; and

WHEREAS, In 1965, an Ohio-based rock group known as the McCoys reached the top of the national record charts with "Hang On Sloopy," composed by Bert Russell and Wes Farrell, and that same year, John Tagenhorst, then an arranger for the Ohio State University Marching Band, created the band's now-famous arrangement of "Sloopy," first performed at the Ohio State-Illinois football game on October 9, 1965; and

WHEREAS, Rock music has become an integral part of American culture, having attained a degree of acceptance no one would have thought possible twenty years ago; and

WHEREAS, Adoption of "Hang On Sloopy" as the official rock song of Ohio is in no way intended to supplant "Beautiful Ohio" as the official state song, but would serve as a companion piece to that old chestnut; and

WHEREAS, If fans of jazz, country-and-western, classical, Hawaiian and polka music think those styles also should be recognized by the state, then by golly, they can push their own resolution just like we're doing; and

WHEREAS, "Hang On Sloopy" is of particular relevance to members of the Baby Boom Generation, who were once dismissed as a bunch of long-haired, crazy kids, but who now are old enough and vote in sufficient numbers to be taken quite seriously; and

WHEREAS, Adoption of this resolution will not take too long, cost the state anything, or affect the quality of life in this state to any appreciable degree, and if we in the legislature just go ahead and pass the darn thing, we can get on with more important stuff; and

WHEREAS, Sloopy lives in a very bad part of town, and everybody, yeah, tries to put my Sloopy down; and

WHEREAS, Sloopy, I don't care what your daddy do, 'cause you know, Sloopy girl, I'm in love with you; therefore be it Resolved, That we, the members of the 116th General Assembly of Ohio, in adopting this Resolution, name "Hang On Sloopy" as the official rock song of the State of Ohio; and be it further Resolved, That the Legislative Clerk of the House of Representatives transmit duly authenticated copies of this Resolution to the news media of Ohio.

Sunday, April 29, 2012

A Prayer for Our Nation


As part of the National Day of Prayer observance, my pastor asked me to pray for our nation.  My prayers are usually extemporaneous and informal (someone once told my wife: "Timotheus' prayers are so unusual.  He prays like he's talking to a friend!" and I don't know that they realized what a compliment that was)  but this was such a solemn topic that I thought it best to prepare my words so as to give them the proper weight.

God of our founders, Your almighty hand has made and preserved our nation, bringing it up from an undeveloped colony to the richest and most powerful nation on earth.  But we confess that in our pride, we have turned away from You, forgetting those principles that made us exceptional.  We have turned toward the religion of secularism, believing in the greatness of man rather than the holiness of an omnipotent God.  We confess that we are no longer one nation under God – indivisible, but instead we are a nation that is divided – and as Your Son taught us, “every house divided against itself shall not stand.”  We confess that we have become so tolerant of worldiness and sinfulness that our culture has been engulfed in a virtual tsunami of sin.  We have denied our sin; we have distorted the fact of our sin; we have defended our sin.
As a nation, we have become so fiscally irresponsible that we are on the brink of national bankruptcy.  We have become disengaged in the affairs of our government and as a result we have a governmental elite that is out of control.  We confess that we have become so materialistic that we are much more focused upon material things than spiritual things – We repent as a nation that has turned away from God and we pray for a national revival like the revival of Israel in the days of Josiah.  We ask for another Great Awakening among believers.  We pray for American Christians to turn to You in repentance and reconciliation.  We pray for an outpouring of Your Holy Spirit upon our nation that will revitalize believers who have lost hope and even those who have lost faith.  We ask for a visitation of the Holy Spirit upon our land that will sweep across our country in these latter days before the appearing of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. in Whose blessed and holy Name we pray. 

Monday, March 26, 2012

California to Texas Dictionary


For Californians who have found it necessary to move to Texas and need some help communicating with the locals, here are California phrases translated into Texas vernacular:

CALIFORNIA                            TEXAS
Arsenal of Weapons               Gun Collection
Delicate Wetlands                Swamp
Undocumented Worker              Illegal Alien
Cruelty-Free Materials           Synthetic Fiber
Assault and Battery              Attitude Adjustment
Heavily Armed                    Well-protected
Narrow-minded                    Righteous
Nonviable Tissue Mass            Unborn Baby
Taxes or Your Fair Share         Coerced Theft
Commonsense Gun Control          Gun Confiscation Plot
Illegal Hazardous Explosives     Fireworks for Stump Removal
Equal Access to Opportunity      Socialism
Upper Class or "The Rich "       Self-Employed
Progressive, Change              Big Government Scheme
Sniper Rifle                     Scoped Deer Rifle
Assault Weapon                   Grandpa's M1 carbine
Religious Zealot                 Church-going
Healthcare Reform                Socialized Medicine
Socialized Medicine              New Taxes and Higher Taxes
Fair Trade Coffee                Overpriced Yuppie Coffee
Mandated EcoFriendly Lighting    Chinese Mercury-Laden Light Bulbs
Truants                          Homeschoolers

Sunday, July 3, 2011

Triple Chocolate Dark Chocolate Chunk Cookies

Here's a healthy chocolate chip cookie recipe I developed. Not completely original, but I tweaked it some.

Hardware:

  • Medium mixing bowl
  • Large mixing bowl
  • hand or stand mixer
  • assorted measuring cups, measuring spoons, spatulas
  • Cookie sheets
  • parchment paper

Software:

  • 1/4 c. butter, room temperature
  • 1/4 c. canola oil
  • 1/2 c. packed dark brown sugar
  • 1/4 c. granulated sugar
  • 1 egg
  • 1 tsp. vanilla
  • 1 tsp. chocolate extract (if not available, use 1 add'l tsp vanilla and call them Double Chocolate ....)
  • 1 c. white whole-wheat flour (Or use 1/2 c. whole wheat and 1/2 c. all purpose flour)
  • 1/4 c. unsweetened cocoa powder
  • 1/2 tsp. Rumford baking powder
  • 1/8 tsp. kosher salt
  • 4 oz. bittersweet chocolate chunks or chips
  • 4 oz. chopped walnuts

Algorithm:

  1. Preheat the oven to 350F degrees, and line cookie sheet with parchment paper.
  2. In large mixing bowl beat butter until creamy.
  3. Beat in oil, brown sugar, and granulated sugar until well combined.
  4. Beat in egg, vanilla, and chocolate extract until combined.
  5. In the medium bowl, sift flour, cocoa powder, baking powder, and salt together; stir into sugar mixture until well mixed.
  6. Stir in chocolate chunks and nuts.
  7. Drop dough by rounded teaspoons onto cookie sheets.
  8. Bake 12 minutes, and let cook for one minute on cookie sheet before tranferring to wire cooling rack.

Output:

3 dozen cookies

Monday, June 6, 2011

Paul Revere's Ride

With all the recent "interest" in Paul Revere, I remembered saving this in my files some time ago. (The original website www.city-net.com/~davekle/revere.html seems to have gone the way of all bits.) What can I say? I've always been a history buff, but decided that my interest in engineering and computer science was probably a better way to make a living.

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The primary goal of the British regulars was to apprehend the leaders of the opposition, Sam Adams and John Hancock. There secondary goal was, to disarm the populace along the way.

Here's the whole story of Paul Revere's ride:

Revere confronted 2 British regulars manning a road block as he headed north across Charlestown Neck. As he turned around, the regulars gave chase and he eluded them. He then continued on to Lexington, to the home of Jonas Clarke where Sam Adams and John Hancock were staying. There, his primary mission was fulfilled when he notified Adams and Hancock that "The Regulars are coming out!" (he never exclaimed, "The British are coming". This would have made no sense at the time since they considered themselves British).

Revere and Dawes then headed for Concord and came across Doctor Prescott who then joined them. They decided to alarm every house along the way.

Just outside of the town of Lincoln, they were confronted by 4 Regulars at another road block. They tried unsuccessfully to run their horses through them. Prescott, who was familiar with the terrain, jumped a stone wall and escaped. Revere and Dawes tried to escape and shortly into the chase they were confronted by 6 more regulars on horseback. Revere was surrounded and taken prisoner. Dawes got away as they were taking Revere into custody.

The British officers began to interrogate Revere, whereupon Revere astonished his captors by telling them more than they even knew about their own mission. (HA!) He also told them that he had been warning the countryside of the British plan and that their lives were at risk if they remained in the vicinity of Lexington because there would soon be 500 men there ready to fight. Revere, of course, was bluffing.

The Regulars had Revere remount his horse and they headed toward Lexington Green, when suddenly, they heard a gunshot! Revere told the British officer that the shot was a signal "to alarm the country!". Now the British troops were getting very nervous (hehe).

A few minutes later, they were all startled to hear the heavy crash of an entire volley of musketry from the direction of Lexington's meeting house and then the Lexington town bell began clanging rapidly! Jonathan Loring, a Lexington resident captured earlier, turned to his captors and shouted "The bell's a' ringing! The town's alarmed, and you're all dead men!"

The British officers then talked urgently among themselves and decided to release their captives so as they would not slow their retreat.

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A few notes:

The purpose of the British road blocks was to prevent the colonists from communicating with each other outside of their towns. Their primary mission to capture Hancock and Adams, they thought, was top secret.

The town bell was actually ringing to alert the Lexington Company of Militia to assemble on the town common because the British regulars were on the march. It was a general alarm, not an alarm of an imminent threat.

The heavy crash of an entire volley of musketry was the result of a group of men discharging their guns prior to entering the tavern - many of the taverns at that time prohibited their patrons from entering with loaded weapons and the only way to unload a musket is to discharge it.

-Dave Kleber

http://www.city-net.com/~davekle/

BTW, as a side-note, I've come across several accounts of public school teachers, who for some reason, are determined to dismiss the importance of Revere's ride. They all have the same comment which is simply, "Revere was captured by the British".

Imagine if you were a child in the public school and you bought that line. What a shame!

I'd rather our children are not even be taught pre-civil war history (as is the case in my school district) if they are going to re-write it or brush over such important and interesting facts.

One book I would highly recommend for all those out there interested in the beginning of the Revolution, would be "Paul Revere's Ride" by David Hackett-Fisher.

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

When God Created Texas

Once upon a time in the kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the Archangel found him, resting on the seventh day.

He inquired of God. "Where have you been?"

God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made."

Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"

"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."

"Balance?" Inquired Michael, still confused.

God explained, pointing to different parts of earth. "For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth but cold and harsh while southern Europe is going to be poor but sunny and pleasant.

"I have made some lands abundant in water and other lands parched deserts. This one will be extremely hot and while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."

The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land mass and said "What's that one?"

"Ah," said God. "That's TEXAS -- the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful beaches, streams, hills, and forests.

The people from TEXAS are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent and humorous and they are going to be found traveling the world.

They will be extremely sociable, hardworking and high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace."

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, "What about balance, God? You said there would be balance!"

God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the characters I put in AUSTIN."

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