Thursday, January 29, 2009

Life Imitates an Old Joke

I haven't told this joke in a long time (probably due to me becoming more "politically correct" -- or more accurately, not wanting to waste time arguing about political correctness to the humor impaired):

Anyway as it goes: A group of Black and Hispanic investors, wanting to show solidarity with each other, have opened an new fast food restaurant. They named it "Nacho Mamma's."

Well, look what I ran across today: http://www.nachomamasaugusta.com/

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Blonde Story of the Day

The following is a funny story shared by K.C. Williams who teaches AP Government at Santa Fe High School .

In one of K.C.'s classes, they were discussing the qualifications to be President of the United States ..

They are pretty simple:

The candidate must be a natural born citizen and at least 35 years of age.

One girl in the class immediately started complaining about how unfair the requirement to be a natural born citizen was.

In short, her opinion was that this requirement prevented many capable individuals from becoming president.

K.C. and the class were just taking it in and letting her rant, but everyone's jaw hit the floor when she wrapped up her argument by stating, "What makes a natural born citizen any more qualified to lead this country than one born by C-section?"

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