Life Imitates an Old Joke

I haven't told this joke in a long time (probably due to me becoming more "politically correct" -- or more accurately, not wanting to waste time arguing about political correctness to the humor impaired):

Anyway as it goes: A group of Black and Hispanic investors, wanting to show solidarity with each other, have opened an new fast food restaurant. They named it "Nacho Mamma's."

Well, look what I ran across today: http://www.nachomamasaugusta.com/

Blonde Story of the Day

The following is a funny story shared by K.C. Williams who teaches AP Government at Santa Fe High School .

In one of K.C.'s classes, they were discussing the qualifications to be President of the United States ..

They are pretty simple:

The candidate must be a natural born citizen and at least 35 years of age.

One girl in the class immediately started complaining about how unfair the requirement to be a natural born citizen was.

In short, her opinion was that this requirement prevented many capable individuals from becoming president.

K.C. and the class were just taking it in and letting her rant, but everyone's jaw hit the floor when she wrapped up her argument by stating, "What makes a natural born citizen any more qualified to lead this country than one born by C-section?"

An overlooked tidbit from A Charlie Brown Christmas

Has anyone else noticed -- when Linus is quoting from Luke 2 -- when he gets to the angel's message "Fear not" that Linus lets go of his security blanket?
As far as I know, that is the only time in any of the Peanuts series when Linus does not hold his blanket.

What's wrong with these people?

Intel Corp Survey: Nearly 1/2 of all women prefer the Internet to sex

48 percent of women and 30 percent of men prefer the Internet to sex, according to a new study by Intel Corp.

The study asked more than 2,000 adults what they would rather give up for a period of two weeks, the Internet or sex.

I can't speak for the women, but any man who would prefer the internet to sex obviously hasn't had any good sex. (Just saying.)

I don't believe in karma, but....

Rahm Emanuel is very angry about the press releasing private information about him, namely, his home address. He claims that he is getting death threats. When reached for comment Joe the Plumber said, "I can relate." Sarah Palin asked, "Have they burned down his synagogue yet?"

Man who fled Vietnamese Communism elected to Congress

Congratulations to Anh Cao, the first American of Vietnamese heritage to be elected to the US Congress.
CNN Story Here

A Mystery Solved

I was driving today up I-45 when I passed a Prius hybrid adorned with a bumper sticker (actually one of many stickers) on the painted portion of the back end. It read:

LOBOTOMIES FOR ALL REPUBLICANS: IT'S THE LAW!

You know, I always wondered where Democrats came from.